The Brown Note
poopswans - noun pl. def. any of several large, aquatic birds. not to be confused with shitgoose but, are often mistaken for salmon, though an entirely different species, due to the inability to swim downstream. comprised of several yokels orginally based in sunny santa barbara, they carouse annually and flock together from edward forty-hands to coachella (F26) and vegas to whistle-tip party bus. they are easily spotted at these events because of their mating chants that they perform as well as their drunken waddle. experts have speculated that this waddle may be caused by an illness of the inner ear although the exact cause of this illness is still unclear while others point to gelatonous treats that these birds consume in large amounts that they recieve by someone only known as "cuervo."
these birds are typical UCSB graduates in that they have a insatiable appetite for fine spirits and good times that they may not always remember in its entirety. the end result of these nights of drunkeness is a morning full of tater tots and MTV, particularly Laguna Beach and sucka-free videos.
lastly, if one partakes in any activity fit for a six year-old (i.e. rollerskating, riding on buses, sloshball, slip-slides, kickball, imaginary twister, duck..duck..goose) all while being extremely intoxicated...you might be a poopswan.
poopswans are flocking to vegas! we'll rendezvous at the bellagio pond...los bobby's mom is holding a spot for us next to the rocks. so clear out your calendars from oct. 4-7 for the fabulous mexi-paki weekend. i can't wait! wooowoooo...but thats only in the morning.
