The Brown Note

poopswans - noun pl. def. any of several large, aquatic birds. not to be confused with shitgoose but, are often mistaken for salmon, though an entirely different species, due to the inability to swim downstream. comprised of several yokels orginally based in sunny santa barbara, they carouse annually and flock together from edward forty-hands to coachella (F26) and vegas to whistle-tip party bus. they are easily spotted at these events because of their mating chants that they perform as well as their drunken waddle. experts have speculated that this waddle may be caused by an illness of the inner ear although the exact cause of this illness is still unclear while others point to gelatonous treats that these birds consume in large amounts that they recieve by someone only known as "cuervo." these birds are typical UCSB graduates in that they have a insatiable appetite for fine spirits and good times that they may not always remember in its entirety. the end result of these nights of drunkeness is a morning full of tater tots and MTV, particularly Laguna Beach and sucka-free videos. lastly, if one partakes in any activity fit for a six year-old (i.e. rollerskating, riding on buses, sloshball, slip-slides, kickball, imaginary twister, duck..duck..goose) all while being extremely intoxicated...you might be a poopswan.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Coachella bella

alright...i'm camping!
who's coming with me...i have a canopy and drunk fruit.
how can one really resist?
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Let the festivities begin!

Found gluten free beer at Lazy Acres... someone hand me some duct tape.
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Tuesday, January 2, 2007

NYE 2006 SF Highlights

drunk jenga
falling out of my chair
realizing that your foot is as big as your forearm
vj
gluten-free beer
lina's musical derrier
kickball
the ball bouncing on sabeena's head
diaper boy
butterfinger galeria - missed 5 pop-flies
meth guy following me on a bike - do you have any methamphetamines? i have a pipe to smoke it right now.
garden gnomes
high fives
wrestling. enough said.
lina is famous: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kickball+chicks+wrestling&search=Search
lina's forehead welt
being curled by Tracy Franz
grazier falling out of his chair while playing guitar
shady cab - holding onto my dear life with a belt and almost flying out
"shut the fuck up lina"
throwing dolphin and friends on the floor and thinking, "take that, lina"
"not the smartest page in the book"
"are you getting plowed?"
slip-n-slide sheets
vodka champagnes
diaper conga
jesus prom
amber's shirt popping off everytime ryan talked to her
lina in the shopping cart
lina ordering pizza in the shopping cart
lina going up the elevator in the shopping cart
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